I'm sitting here watching this Q&A special on Australia's relationship with the Monarchy. Right now, I've heard just about enough from Amanda Vanstone who has to be one of the least impressive individuals of all time.
Apart from her horrid, priggish performance as the Howard Government's Minister for Immigration and Multicultural and Indigenous Affairs, I am reliably informed by my good friend Judi (not her real name), that Ms Vanstone spent every day of her post-Parliamentary 'fall-job' as Australia's Ambassador to Italy, scoffing spag bog in a backstreet Roman trattoria. Judi, who stumbled across the classy, but admittedly unassuming diner was alerted to Ms Vanstone's culinary habits by the over-sized Australian flag and signed coat of arms hanging on the wall (not, she informs me, by the broken chairs), and was informed by the waiting staff that Her Excellency did not once miss lunch while in-country during her tenure.
By the looks of Ms Vanstone this evening, I would offer that she might not have missed breakfast, morning tea, dinner nor supper, either.
Oh, but Vanstone's not nearly as unimpressive as Angela Bishop – Kar-aest Almighty, won't she just have oh-so-much to recommend her contribution to humanity when she reaches those Pearly Gates!
Australia's international ambassador for the promotion of spag bog. Pic: http://nicholsoncartoons.com.au
Bronnies brain is constricted by her tight hair, which, if you can be bothered to research (well I did it so you don't have to), is identical now, as it was on her wedding day decades ago.
ReplyDeleteHurts me to see it.
All through Mandys Parlt House tenure she completely ignored the huge, compleat, costly GYMNASIUM installed there. As Joe Hockey does, and too many others. No join fee. Fools.
Italian food also created Sophia Loren, still fab at 110, so Mandy needs a slap.
I have just laughed myself to tears thanks to
Scotts Abode blogger linking to the royal wedding dance entry Tmobile video. recommended.
Apparently Pr harry posted it on his FcBk.
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